January

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1
Nude Year's Day (Dis)
2
3
4
5
Mungday (Dis)
6
Epiphany (Chr)
7
Mahayana New Year(Bud)
8
Baptism of Jesus (Chr)
9
10
Binary Day (Dis)
11
12
13
14
15
Makar Sankranti (Hin)
16
17
18
Pat Pineapple Day (Dis)
19
20
21
Hug Day (Dis)
22
Chinese New Year(Bud)
23
24
25
26
Backwards Day (Dis) Vasant Panchami (Hin)
27
28
29
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31

February

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Imbolc(Pag)
2
Candlemas (Chr)
3
4
5
Thaipusam (Hin)
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
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14
St. Valentine's Day (Chr)
15
Lupercalia (AS) Nirvana Day(Bud)
16
17
18
The Mary Day (Dis) Maha Shivaratri (Hin)
19
Chaosflux (Dis)
20
Pet Loving Day (Dis)
21
22
Ash Wednesday/Lent begins (Chr)
23
24
25
26
27
28

March

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1
2
3
4
5
6
Magha Puja Day(Bud)
7
Purim (Jew) Holika Dahan (Hin)
8
Holi (Hin)
9
10
Chicken Head Day (Dis)
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
St. Patrick's Day (Chr)
18
19
Mojoday (Dis) St. Joseph's Day (Chr) Ostara begins (Pag)
20
21
22
Ostara ends (Pag) Ramadan Begins(Isl) Hindi new year/Ugadi (Hin)
23
24
25
Discordians for Jesus (Dis) Annunciation (Chr)
26
27
28
29
30
Ram Navami (Hin)
31

April

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1
April Fool's Day (Dis)
2
St John the Blasphemist's Day (Dis) Palm Sunday (Chr)
3
4
5
Pesach starts(Jew)
6
Jake Day (Dis) Maundy/Lent ends (Chr) Hanuman Jayanti(Hin) Theravada New Year(Bud)
7
Good Friday (Chr)
8
9
Easter (Chr)
10
Easter Monday (Chr)
11
12
13
Pesach ends(Jew)
14
Tamil New Year/Vaisakhi (Hin)
15
Bengali New Year (Hin)
16
17
18
Yom Hashoah(Jew) Laylatul Qadr(Isl)
19
20
Ramadan ends (Isl)
21
Eid Al Fitr (Isl)
22
Akshaya Tritiya (Hin)
23
St. George’s Day (Chr)
24
25
St. Mark’s Day (Chr) Yom Hazikaron(Jew)
26
Yom Ha’atzmaut(Jew)
27
28
29
30
Hexennacht (AS)

May

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Beltane (Pag)
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3
Discoflux (Dis)
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12
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15
16
17
18
Ascension of Jesus (Chr)
19
Yom Yerushalayim (Jew) Savitri Pooja(Hin) Vesak Buddha Day (Bud)
20
21
22
23
Jake Day Jr (Dis)
24
25
Towel Day (Dis)
26
Shavuot (Jew)
27
28
Pentecost (Chr)
29
30
31
Syaday (Dis)

June

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Trinity Sunday (Chr)
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8
Corpus Christi (Chr)
9
10
Mad Hatter Day (Dis)
11
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14
15
16
17
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19
Litha begins (Pag) Dhul Hijjah begins (Isl)
20
Puri Rath Yatra (Hin)
21
Imaginary Friend Day (Dis)
22
23
Litha ends (Pag)
24
25
26
Hajj Begins (Isl)
27
Day of Arafah (Isl)
28
Eid al Adha (Isl)
29
Saint Peter and Paul’s Day (Chr)
30

July

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Hajj ends (Isl)
2
Mid Year’s Day (Dis)
3
Guru Purnima (Hin) Asla Dharma Day(Bud)
4
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7
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9
10
11
12
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14
15
Confuflux (Dis) St. Vladimir’s Day(Chr)
16
17
18
Dhul Hijjah ends (Isl)
19
Islamic New Year (Isl)
20
21
22
St. Mary Magdalene Day (Chr)
23
24
25
Unveiling Day (AS) St. James the Great’s Day (Chr)
26
27
Tisha B’av (Jew)
28
Day of Ashura (Isl)
29
30
31

August

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Lammas (Chr) Lughnasa (Pag)
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8
9
10
Multiversal Underwear Day (Dis)
11
12
Zaraday (Dis)
13
Oboni(Bud)
14
15
The Assumption of Mary (Chr)
16
17
18
19
20
Onam (Hin)
21
Nag Panchami (Hin)
22
23
24
Saint Bartholomew's Day (Chr)
25
Festival of Hanky-Panky Spankies (Dis) Varalakshmi Vrat(Hin)
26
27
28
29
30
Raksha Bandhan (Hin)
31

September

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2
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4
5
6
Krishna Janmashtami (Hin)
7
8
9
Cat Dancing Day (Dis)
10
11
12
13
Mass of Planet Eris (Dis)
14
Holy Cross Day (Chr)
15
16
Rosh Hashanah (Jew)
17
Vishwakarma Puja (Hin)
18
19
Ganesh Chaturthi (Hin)
20
21
Saint Matthew’s Day (Chr) Mabon begins (Pag)
22
23
24
Mabon ends (Pag)
25
Yom Kippur (Jew)
26
Bureflux (Dis)
27
28
29
St. Michael and All Angels Day (Chr)
30
Sukkot begins (jew)

October

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2
3
Shamlicht Kids Club Day (Dis)
4
Saint Francis Day (Chr)
5
Gonkulator Day (Dis)
6
Mad Hatter Day (Dis) Sukkot ends (Jew)
7
Shemini Atzeret (Jew)
8
Simchat Torah (Jew)
9
Canadian Thanksgiving (Chr)
10
11
12
Habeas Corpus Remembrance Day (Dis)
13
Mahalaya Amavasya (Hin)
14
15
Navaratri begins (Hin)
16
17
18
Saint Luke’s Day (Chr)
19
20
21
22
23
St. James of Jerusalem’s Day (Chr) Navaratri ends (Hin)
24
Maladay (Dis) Dussehra (Hin)
25
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27
28
St. Simon and St. Jude’s Day (Chr) Sharad Purnima (Hin)
29
30
31
Halloween (AS) All Hallows Eve(Chr)

November

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All Saints Day (Chr) Samhain (Pag) Karwa Chauth (Hin)
2
All Souls Day (Chr)
3
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6
7
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9
10
DhanTeras (Hin)
11
12
Diwali (Hin)
13
14
Bhai Dooj (Hin)
15
16
Ek-sen-triks CluborGuild Day (Dis)
17
18
19
Chhath Puja (Hin)
20
21
22
23
American Thanksgiving (Chr)
24
Spanking Fest (Dis)
25
537 Day (Dis)
26
Christ the King Sunday (Chr)
27
Kartik Poornima (Hin)
28
29
30
St. Andrew's Day (Chr)

December

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2
3
First Sunday of Advent (Chr)
4
Hug Day II (Dis)
5
6
St. Nicholas Day (Chr)
7
8
Afflux (Dis) Chanukah begins (Jew) Bodhi Day(Bud)
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
Chanukah ends (Jew)
16
Dhanu Sankranti (Hin)
17
18
19
20
Yule begins (Pag)
21
St. Thomas' Day (Chr)
22
Geeta Jayanti (Hin)
23
Yule ends (Pag)
24
Christmas Eve (Chr)
25
Santa Claus Day (Dis) Sol Invictus (AS) Christmas (Chr)
26
Saint Stephen's Day (Chr)
27
Saint John's Day (Chr)
28
Holy Innocents Day (Chr)
29
30
New Year's Eve Eve (Dis)
31
Watch Night (Chr)